Groovy Jewel
Note to Rush Limbaugh:

cognitivedissonance:

If you’d like to avoid the loss of sponsors, stick an aspirin between your teeth and hold it there.

“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

mambasforlife:

Made me chuckle

Hands-down the ROUGHEST midterm I’ve had all year.

And I don’t mean “rough” as in “the midterm was hard.”

First, I could’ve SWORN that they said we could use an outline for the essays. But lo and behold, they didn’t. Meaning…I almost cheated???

And second…I forgot to BRING A DAMN PEN.

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Thank GOD for my talk with the professor though!

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

BYU Students on African Americans (I can’t find the words for this)

I was laughing and being disgusted at the same time…SMH. Just SO many things wrong and uncalled for in this…

brand0nle:


A well-known speaker started off his seminar holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, “Who still wants it…?” Still the hands were up in the air. “Well,” he replied, “What if I do this?” And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?” Still the hands went into the air. “My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We may feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who do love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by who we are. You are special; Don’t ever forget that.

Well this is cute.

brand0nle:

A well-known speaker started off his seminar holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.” He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, “Who still wants it…?” Still the hands were up in the air. “Well,” he replied, “What if I do this?” And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?” Still the hands went into the air. “My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We may feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who do love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by who we are. You are special; Don’t ever forget that.

Well this is cute.

joeywaggoner:

It’s like the long lost sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD.

comesayhey:

And the world has come to this(:

comesayhey:

And the world has come to this(:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

queennubian:

mpr1m3:

so I just realized that the Scooby-Doo crew is the only group of white people that run immediately.
Like Yes they go looking for trouble. But how do they stay alive? THEY RUN FIRST.
Then once they find a safe place they start talking. And they dont trip and fall and stay down.
they even run like Black People! 
you see the way Velma’s head is cocked back cus you know she aint playin!
Her and Dafny are running in flats! 
AND scooby is in the Back! 
Those are some fast white people when they can ALL OUTRUN A GREAT DANE!
Im just sayin tho…

 LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!


I’m dying. OMG!

Wow it’s true White folks in horror films can learn from the scooby gang

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE!!! XD XD XD

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

queennubian:

mpr1m3:

so I just realized that the Scooby-Doo crew is the only group of white people that run immediately.

Like Yes they go looking for trouble. But how do they stay alive? THEY RUN FIRST.

Then once they find a safe place they start talking. And they dont trip and fall and stay down.

they even run like Black People! 

you see the way Velma’s head is cocked back cus you know she aint playin!

Her and Dafny are running in flats! 

AND scooby is in the Back! 

Those are some fast white people when they can ALL OUTRUN A GREAT DANE!

Im just sayin tho…

 LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!

I’m dying. OMG!

Wow it’s true White folks in horror films can learn from the scooby gang

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE!!! XD XD XD

vanityfair:

Obama singing Al Green tonight in NYC? We submit that we are charmed.

YOU BETTA SANG PREZ!!! And people dare to look at me crazy when I say that our president is fine-as-you-know-what.